Why We Are All Proud To Be Australian Citizens!!

1) Only in Australia... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2) Only in Australia... is "you awake?" the standard concept of foreplay.

3) Only in Australia... do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their Panadol's etc while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4) Only in Australia... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries... and a Diet Coke.

5) Only in Australia... do banks leave both doors open, have no armed guards and chain the pens to the counter.

6) Only in Australia... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and store our junk in the garage.

7) Only in Australia... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8) Only in Australia... do we use the word "politics" to describe the process of Government. "Poli" (poly) in Latin meaning "many" and, "tics" meaning blood sucking creatures".

9) Only in Australia... do we live by the saying "you're never too pissed if you can still find the floor".

10) Only in Australia...Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...

11) Only in Australia...Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

12) Only in Australia...Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.

13) Only in Australia...Do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...

14 Only in Australia...Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

15 Only in Australia...Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the, driveway and put useless junk in the garage.

16 Only in Australia...Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place..

17 Only in Australia...Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...

18 Only in Australia...Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!


Stand proud Australia....!!!