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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

School Didn't Accept Dr's Sick Note

David has difficulty swallowing tyres easily.
The patient is 72 years old. His mother is also elederly.
The patient was a 62 yo woman at a flea market when she developed severe itching.
Fetus is female, no other gross abnormalities shown.
Patient states he is in good health, except for his illness.
Since patient stopped smoking, smell is beginning to return.
She is quite hard of hearing, in fact she cannot hear at all out of her left eye.
Sinuses run in the family.
He was advised to force fluids through his interpreter.

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