My hot tip for any horse race is based on an observation:
The fastest horse
The best stayer
The horse most likely to place first
Has four legs.
Anyone following my hot tip would have won yesterday's Melbourne cup. Because? You guessed it! Makybe Diva has four legs.
It is just as my cadet instructor said, and I never forgot the poem. Whenever I need to make a decision, I think back to his poem. He said "Four legs is all right"
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