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These jokes are of an unknown origin. Feel free to submit corrections or add to the list. I will edit when possible, to improve the flow and correct errors.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

The End of Despair

Come on, lets play Chess

Good Luck Mr Gorsky

Some don't know this is a joke ;)

Fat Old Hugh Grant

Some don't recognise the humor here :(

Irate Parent at School Musical

I wasn't allowed to record these people, but ..

Don't Wanna Be Luvvd By You

You know who you are ..

A Jackson Farewell to Saddam Hussein

One needs a sence of humor with mass killing dictators ;)

I'm A Sociopath

KDMan used my laugh, and made such a great song. Thanks Mr Dickens :D

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Puppy Love


Puppy Love
Originally uploaded by ddbsweasel
Object at rest

Puppy Power


Puppy Power
Originally uploaded by ddbsweasel
We all need some support

Puppy pup


Puppy pup
Originally uploaded by ddbsweasel
My wife says I've a mole like that .. kinda hairy

Cute Puppy with message


Cute Puppy with message
Originally uploaded by ddbsweasel
And the message is written in fur

Monday, July 02, 2007

sex-fun


sex-fun
Originally uploaded by Sydney Weasel
One might still wish to prove this rigorously.

An Australian Joke, too


lapins
Originally uploaded by Sydney Weasel
Calici Virus? Mixamatosis?

Happy Face Math


HappyFaceMath
Originally uploaded by Sydney Weasel
I think a child's face says it all. Particularly the mouth part :D

Many, many thanks to Charlie Smith of North Carolina State U for the art, and the humor. It is all his.

etude fonction


etudefonction
Originally uploaded by Sydney Weasel
From a lovely French Math Teacher .. over in France :D

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Lol Cats


Lol Cats
Originally uploaded by Sydney Weasel
three examples

Oh Hai I In the news


Oh Hai I In the news
Originally uploaded by Sydney Weasel
lol cat

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I'm author of History in a Year by the Conservative Voice aka History of the World in a Year by the Conservative Voice.

I'm the Conservative Voice. 

I'm looking to make contact with those who might use my skill. 

I have an m-audio mobile pre amp fed by the audiotechnica 2041sp condensor mic pack. Prior to 15/4/06, I'd used a Shure sm-58 that required a nuclear blast to register a sound or the internal mic of my aged imac, which has a penchance to recording my breathing. I also used a Griffin itrip, until the community convinced me it was not hiding my talent as well as the other mics.

I am a Writer and an occasional Math Teacher (Sir, what's the occasion?). I like to sing, having no instrumental talent (cannot even clap in time, and yes, I'm aware singing badly IS obnoxious). 

I have performed the finale to Les Miserables before an audience of 500. I have also sung before a similar audience (students, parents) renditions of 'I Will' (Beatles), 'Mr Cairo' (Jon Vangelis) and 'I am Australian' (Seekers). Now I seek another profession because the audience hates me ..

Ignore my politics, the media does 

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