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These jokes are of an unknown origin. Feel free to submit corrections or add to the list. I will edit when possible, to improve the flow and correct errors.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Ken Lee - Bulgarian Idol (WITH ENGLISH TRANSLATION)


As a child, I used to believe that The Village People sang a song called "In The Gravy" which I thought was about wealth. I think this song, Ken Lee, is deeper than that.

Are The Chinese Ready for Olympics?

Women Kingdom
Washing
Tissues
Toilets
Special
Mole restroom
Public Toilet
Gentlemen
Let Us
Do Not Heat

Friday, March 07, 2008

Sumsing Turbo 3000 English Version


Groen Brothers commercial spoof of a cellphone with many functions

Sunday, March 02, 2008

That Dream Home

TW1
First pool, night view
TW2
Second Pool, day view
TW3
The Lounge
TW4
Landing, second pool
TW5
Landing, evening view
TW6
Landing, from second floor
TW7
Lounge to second floor
TW8
Master bed
TW9
His and hers TV
TWa1
Beach search and rescue telescope
TWa2
View of second pool
TWa3
Upper floor spa
TWa4
ensuite
TWa5
Object D’Art
TWa6
Interiors
TWa7
Guest bed
TWa8
Blush
TWa9
Grin
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I'm author of History in a Year by the Conservative Voice aka History of the World in a Year by the Conservative Voice.

I'm the Conservative Voice. 

I'm looking to make contact with those who might use my skill. 

I have an m-audio mobile pre amp fed by the audiotechnica 2041sp condensor mic pack. Prior to 15/4/06, I'd used a Shure sm-58 that required a nuclear blast to register a sound or the internal mic of my aged imac, which has a penchance to recording my breathing. I also used a Griffin itrip, until the community convinced me it was not hiding my talent as well as the other mics.

I am a Writer and an occasional Math Teacher (Sir, what's the occasion?). I like to sing, having no instrumental talent (cannot even clap in time, and yes, I'm aware singing badly IS obnoxious). 

I have performed the finale to Les Miserables before an audience of 500. I have also sung before a similar audience (students, parents) renditions of 'I Will' (Beatles), 'Mr Cairo' (Jon Vangelis) and 'I am Australian' (Seekers). Now I seek another profession because the audience hates me ..

Ignore my politics, the media does